ARE YOU ALL STUPID?

Created: Sunday, 03 December 2006 Written by Chato
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How did the Howardland regime manage
to convince dullards that debt is wealth?


I have a question. If the Oz people were
mostly prosperous as John Hogturd and his
media whores say, then they would be really
financially secure. The last thing on their
minds would be borrowing money.

Now please remember that I am talking about
the universally prosperous Oz people here.
John and Jesus have made them wealthy.
They need no extra cash, because they have
plenty of cash, they don't need to buy any
shelter because they own their shelter.
Wealthy - right? Got that? No need to borrow
anything! Understood? John fixed all that.

SO WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE
PROSPEROUS AND SOLVENT, RELAXED
AND COMFORTABLE, CASHED-UP,
JOHN-LOVING, FULLY PAID OZ DULLARDS
WORRIED ABOUT INTEREST RATES?

YOU ARE RICH NOW - AREN'T YOU?
INTEREST IS THE RETURN ON YOUR MANY
AND VARIED INVESTMENTS - YOU WANT IT
TO BE HIGH! YOU ARE RICH! THAT MEANS
NOT IN DEBT! YOU WANT HIGH INTEREST
RATES, OTHERWISE YOU ARE JUST FAKES!
YOU ARE SCUNGY, LOUSY DEBTORS!!!!!

Crawl out of your spider holes and
answer me, you pathetic, slimy, @#$%^&~,
John-loving cunts!
.oOo.