WHAT'S WRONG WITH DEMOCRACY!

Created: Thursday, 30 October 2003 Written by Tom Titmouse
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A MONOLOGUE BY TOM TITMOUSE


Does democracy mean you have the right to do what you want?

No!

What it really means is that the majority rules; so if the majority of people live above the poverty line and want to keep it that way then they can - that's the good part. The bad part is that if you look at the majority, especially the famous silent majority, you wouldn't find a bigger bunch of mealy mouthed motherfuckers anywhere else.

I live in Nunawading so I know!

Let's face it, if these bunch of losers dictate where we're gonna end up then you may as well jump ship now.


You know, there are times when I feel that I wanna be the boss and, goddamnit, I don't give a shit what any local community group says.


This is when democracy is fucked!


I know no person is an island, but does that mean that I have to put with the idiocy of the lowest common denominator?

Consensus is for the ass lickers of the world! Why should the losers want freedom?


What about the poor?
the disenfranchised?
woman?


Nothing for anyone and I'll take what I'll please!

 

I don't need an election to know I would do a better job than the clowns in charge...