World's Greatest Sayings

You cannot ever go wrong with these.


A bird is only as weak as the barrel.
A chain in the hand is worth another man's poison.
A diamond in the bones is worth an ugly stick.
A fool and his money are a puff of smoke.
A good beginning makes no moss.
A good man is like the nose on your face.
A leopard doesn't change a silver lining.
A man's home is his molehill.
A penny saved is its weakest link.
A rolling stone gathers an ugly stick.
All is fair in a speeding bullet.
All roads lead to love and war.
As plain as another man's poison.
As welcome as rose coloured glasses.
Banging your head against a silver lining.
Beauty is in a brick wall.
Between the devil and its spots.
Can't see the forest for the humidity.
Caught between a rock and a brass monkey.
Cleanliness is next to good intentions.
Cold enough to freeze the balls off an ugly stick.
Comparing apples to mountains.
Curiosity killed a hard place.
Disappeared like the nose on your face.
Don't put all your eggs in another man's poison.
Don't rock one basket.
Even a blind squirrel sometimes finds a penny.
Every cloud has a brass monkey.
Faith can move an ugly stick.
From the frying pan into its weakest link.
Good things come to a brick wall.
I need that like the sincerest form of flattery.
Imitation is a skunk at a lawn party.
It's not the heat, it's two in the bush.
Keep your nose to an ugly stick.
Making a mountain out of the deep blue sea.
Money burns a hole in the fire.
Music has power to soothe the grindstone.
Necessity is the mother of a speeding bullet.
One man's meat is a penny earned.
Out of the frying pan and into another man's poison.
Scraping the bottom of a molehill.
See the world through a sore thumb.
Sticks out like a hole in the head.
The road to hell is paved with a good ending.
The squeaky wheel gets the boat.
They have been hit with his castle.
Variety is the spice of a brass monkey.

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    · 17 years ago
    Yankees is stupider than a one-eyed goat with an ice-pick stuck in it's ear.

    If yer a Tenant, you ain't no good.

    Doctors is only worth a damn if they's been huff'n ether - otherwise they ain't worth a one-eyed toothless, liquored up whore.

    RICARDOVITZ FOR PRIME MINISTER IN 2010.

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    · 17 years ago
    How about...

    If it can't flap it can't fly
    My third eye can piss as well
    Hey titties were Gods gift to pullovers
    A hand up her crack smells worse than in her bush
    If you squeeze it like taffy it'll do no damn good
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    · 17 years ago
    It ain't rocket surgery.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 17 years ago
    I went on this site but found that alot of these are back to front for example
    Banging your head against a silver lining.
    Beauty is in a brick wall.

    These two sayings are backwards

    You might want to check this sight and sort it out as that was only two that were like that there are many more
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 17 years ago
    My dear Annemarie Smith, I find the list fine for my purposes, but please don't use the word "sight" when you mean "site" (your last paragraph)
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    · 16 years ago
    Every cloud has a brass monkey.

    Imitation is a skunk at a lawn party.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    That will do it for me; Every cloud has a brass monkey.

    I'm set for life with that one.

  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Fat flames burn more
    Fat flames burn more
    Fat Fat Fat Fat
    Fat flames burn more

    Ooooweeeeooo

    Fat flames burn more
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    · 15 years ago
    Brass Monkey you funky monkey
    Tell me does it get better
    When you hit that brick wall

    Making a mountain out of the deep blue sea
    With a nose as long as a stick
    Like a skunk at a lawn party
    Brass Monkey your my silver edge lining...
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    · 15 years ago
    Look before you are soon parted
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