DICKS FOR PEACE!

FlimFlamMan 05 August 2006 1 minute read

In defiance of the war that will come I stood out in the backyard and had a piss. The stars were glorious, and my urine rolled over the dank dust like the flood of love I wish to give to the world's hotspots.

Then I flicked me pecker from side to side and looked my neighbour in the eye and said:

"It is all for peace."

All for peace.

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Chato · 20 years ago
How about "PISS ON A POLITICIAN FOR PEACE"?
But maybe we shouldn't waste good piss that way.
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Unregistered · 20 years ago
Forget politics
piss in your pants
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Sal Vayshun · 20 years ago
I pledge to do my part: I will piss for peace anywhere, anytime, but most especially on the steps of Parliament. Huzzah!
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Chato · 20 years ago
The "Golden Shower" is best reserved for nobility.
I trust the PM is sufficiently noble to receive a soaking.

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Unregistered · 20 years ago
If I dont get rye Whiskey I'll surely die.
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Ricardovitz · 20 years ago
I piss in toilets, like most civilized white people. Pissing on people and in the streets is what the Subhumans of South Asia and Africa do. When will you liberal, anarchist, communist, socialist, and atheist white people wake up and realize that there is only one true way - the White Way.
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