What Jesus Wouldn't do...

Created: Wednesday, 19 December 2007 Written by The Very Rev. Rev
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1. Fuck his mother
2. Ride a donkey to Jew-usa-lem
3. Have a slash in the Garden of Gethsemane


4. Kiss an Arab woman
5. Drive an electric car
6. Wear polo shirts with a tie
7. Dance wildly while under the influence
8. Protest for socialism



Our Lord will do many things, but here a just a few that he won't.