I WANNA FUCK THE CLEANING WOMAN

Yeh I know George from Seinfeld did it before.

 

But damn; with my high stress 9-5 job I needs some relief.

I've had the bath salts and the corn flour but it just aint enough.

 

I Need Relief - bending her over the desk!

 

I don’t care what her age is, as long as she is a woman.

I don’t care what colour she is, as long as she is homo sapien.

 

condi

Whatcha talking about it?

 

Let’s call her Mavis or Maria or Mashidah... It don’t matter.

 

As long as it’s not Sadie.

 

Cause I’m gunna fuck her.

 

She can bring the mop... just leave it by the door.

mops

 

There is no problem, I am not a lazy man.

I’ll tell her: “Don’t worry honey. I’ll clean this mess up ;)”

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    · 14 years ago
    I know that feeling Les!

    I'm curious; what are you suggesting about Condi? Has she gone into the cleaning business now? If she has she is welcome to clean me up anytime.

    Anytime at all :)

    Yours with hard broom in hand,

    Hairy Buttknucjkle
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    · 14 years ago
    Mustafa Kemal Atatürk hated n*g*e*s 'n Armenians - he and his Turks done killed millions of 'em. I reckon he dern't like Miss Rice none neither.
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    · 14 years ago
    don't worry hillbilly boy i'd fuck your hairy arse.
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    · 14 years ago
    Dear fellow, why don't you just buy a chair? (See you next Wednesday!)
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    · 14 years ago
    I spose a homosexual like you thar, Janitor would fornicate with a man's turd-hole, but it ain't gonna be mine. Cuz you cain't git on it without me killin ya.
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    · 14 years ago
    I'd fuck her to but we can't afford maids. i suppose i'll settle for the nanny once PM Tony is in charge ;)
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    · 14 years ago
    For a sec there I thought you said you want to fuck a CLEAN woman.
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    · 14 years ago
    Dont reckon the cleaning woman wants to fuck you going by the look on her mug!
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