CURE FOR INDECISIVENESS

Walt Woolley 20 January 2010 0 minutes read

1. Put shotgun barrel in mouth
2. Pull trigger

CUre ofr Indecisiveness

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Bloke comes into the kitchen. Takes a frog out of his pocket, sets it down in front of his wife. Wife: "What's that?" Bloke: "It's a cock-sucking frog." Wife: "What do you expect me to do with that?" Bloke: "Teach it to cook, and fuck off."

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Donny said More

Where is the fucken bog 12 hours ago.
Brooklyn Liberal said More

Oh President Pedo the brains of your fans are turning to... One day ago.
Tex Lumbago said More

Your gibberish is becoming more and more jibber jabber... 3 days ago.
Great McCarthy said More

Yeah, I'm the Great McCarthy- I can do a good Ricardovitz... 3 days ago.
Jesus said More

Where's the bog, I'm dying for a slash. 3 days ago.

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