CURE FOR INDECISIVENESS

Walt Woolley 20 January 2010 0 minutes read

1. Put shotgun barrel in mouth
2. Pull trigger

CUre ofr Indecisiveness

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And I suddenly thought: 'Well, no, fuck it, I won't sneeze, I'll reserve it'. And every half-hour when I wanted to sneeze, you know, I reserved it instead of blowing it out into the hanky an that. And when I'd got a good pile of it up my nose and, I think it was running down my froat actually cause I had so much of it, you know?

Clive

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