Created: Monday, 12 November 2007 Written by *CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA*
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But only after an agonizing 20 microseconds
of deep soul-searching and scratching.

I give my unqualified support to
any sentient being, mineral,
vegetable, plasma, wraith, ghost,
corpse, zombie, rock, reptile, fish,
bird, goat, sheep, political party,
galoot, or genius who declares
implicity, explicitly or by implication
that they will give crazy old Emperor
John the flick at the first opportunity.

I apologize to those who have been left off
this list, but they can be confident they have
not been left out of the Captain's giant heart.