OUR ANAL-RETENTIVE PRIME SINISTER

Created: Monday, 28 May 2001 Written by MAX GROSS
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Picture PreviewSome things never change, and some things never EVER change.

And to prove it, here's a little gem from the murkier depths of Australia's past:Johnny (56k image)

Our visionary, world-beating PM an "unremarkable" student?!

Anal-retentive, yes! but "unremarkable"?

But Johnny IS remarkable: a remarkable old shit-for-brains!

And to think that a well-aimed cricket ball, targeting the puffed-up little arsehole's head way back when, could have spared Australia its current reign of vicious, socio-political constipation.

Bring on the Election!