THANK GOD! JOHNNY'S STAYING ON!

Created: Tuesday, 03 June 2003 Written by TEX LUMBAGO
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Australia's greatest PM of the modern era has decided to remain on the job. We can look forward to a continuation of the honest and open government that has characterised the reign of John W. Howard. He is truly a great leader for our troubled times. So what is he up to at the moment? Well his government has told us that US forces will not be deployed in Australia. So going by all his previous examples you can guarantee that the Yanks will be here just after the next election.

Fuck that four eyed cunt! He struts the world stage like the pissant he is. He has embedded us so far up the Yanks arse we are brushing their teeth from the inside.

Australia you get what you deserve.