HOWARD - FAIR WEATHER FIEND

Memo to George W: Your Aussie Man 'o' Steel is a flim-flam man with the backbone of a worm.
Remember lil' Johnny blabbering on how he was strong on the war on terror? Well where is he now? Things are getting a little bit rough in Iraq and you would think that as a great ally and friend of the US we would be offering some support, maybe some more troops, for it is obvious that's what the Yanks need now. Howard was so keen to take the glory of the invasion, sorry, liberation of Iraq. But now the heavy lifting is needed is he offering any more help? No way. It's easy for Howard and his cronies to blame the French and the UN for not supporting the Yanks now but they didn't support the war in the first place, we did.

What more evidence do you need to prove that Howard's support for the Iraq war was a political stunt for local consumption? Making sure he and Hyacinth keep their house on the Harbour drives all his considerations and actions on the War on Terror. Always there when the latest publicity stunt of the War on Terror is held (how many Bali memorials can you have???) you would think he is PM and Governor General! Laying wreaths for brave Aussie soldiers with his pal George yet "forgetting" to invite their family along in case he mightn't get on camera. What a cunt.

Say what you may about Dubya, at least he is sticking at it in Iraq (so far at least anyway). All Mr Magoo is concerned about is his own arse first and foremost; and as the Yanks start sinking into the sands of Iraq watch him slink out the room and start tackling 'hard' targets like local Mullahs. Anything to keep himself PM. Well fuck him. It's time for that cunt to be given the flick, anyone else would be better than him.

Tom Titmouse
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    · 23 years ago
    Tom, you keep o0n telling it like it is! But the snake oil Rotten Johnny's selling is like mother's milk to the ignorant wankers who voted for him! Just watch his chief cocksucker Phil (The Cadaver) Ruddock try pulling another Tampa in his new (dis)guise as Attorney General!
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    · 23 years ago
    Johnny's government of carpetbaggers is set to fall this time round yet they're banking on the same old "border security" lies a-la Tampa again. Just how stupid ARE Australian voters? We'll find out soon enough!
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    · 23 years ago
    Johnny and his limp-dick cronies just lie, lie, lie... that's their only "core" policy. And just like the poisonous Shrub in the Oval Orifice, they will soon be gurgling down the toilet bowl of history
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    · 23 years ago
    Oh and what a humanitarian that four-eyed little bastard is! I hope old Queen Liz liked the furious probing of his long, forked tongue up HER arse! I bet Dumbya is feeling a wee bit jealous!
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    · 23 years ago
    And let's not forget Scumbag Johnny's lies about (un)employment rates. The official figure is not a con job. I mean, for fuck's sake, according to Johnny, if you do only one hour of work a week, you’re employed!

    Fact is, when you include underemployment, hidden unemployment, your'e looking at at least 12 % under-utilisation of labour resources.

    Scumbag Johnny and his slimy, lying minions must swing!
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    · 23 years ago
    IS a con job, you fuckin lousy keyboard! IS a con job!
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    · 23 years ago
    Hey Tom, I've heard that PM Ratfuck is about to "excise" Australia as a migration zone". But if a clapped-out boatful of of desperate asylum seekers can make it to Kirribili House, they'll be processed according to the UN refugee conventions Australia is party to! Ah yes, the Lucky Country!!!
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    · 22 years ago
    "Under the Howard Government, the senior ranks of the public service have become a Manchu court. Deception is common currency in the border protection and human rights areas of public administration." - Kenneth Davidson (Yeah, him).
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    · 22 years ago
    Jeez, a den of leftist intellectuals.
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    · 21 years ago
    Did any of you left-wing intellectuals
    notice that Howard is a cunt?
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