ONE LAST PROMISE.

Created: Friday, 08 July 2005 Written by Chato
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P.M.: "Workers will enjoy the
endless pain of I.R. reforms
eventually!" "Trust me for one last time",
begged the lean and mean little
lying machine, the champion of
the Nasty Party and taxpayer
funded public tapeworm, as he
gestured hypnotically to the
dim-bulb, bovine Oz public.

Having found that the poor and
disadvantaged in the community
were very easy to attack, and
could not fight back, the filthy
sociopathic little goblin was
shocked to find that the unions,
even though toothless now, have
mounted a desperate last fight.

"I know that the workers are very
angry that I wish to formalize
their slave status, and that I
consider their labour belongs to
the most parasitic and tricky
scum in the nation, but I am sure
that after I endlessly drone on
about the pressing need for even
more "REFORMS" the public will
slide back into a deeply relaxing
and comfortable trance.
If that does not work, I am sure
my expensive taxpayer-funded
propaganda campaign will crush
any information that may threaten
to inform the nasty and retarded
Ostrichlian public."

Scanning his senile wine-soaked
criminal brain for more lies,
the well-used political enema
came up with what he considered
to be the clincher.

"The public must remember that I
have supplied them with the
enchanted, magic fridge magnets.
All you need to do to protect
yourself from any imagined evil,
is to rub your magic fridge
magnet and intone this magic
incantation:

GST, GST,
FREE FROM TERROR I WILL BE.
NEOCON, NEOCON,
TRUTH AND FACTS, YOU WILL BE GONE!

And then you will be safe."