SUCKHOLE NATION

The saga of the incredibly
strange people who gave up living
and became pathetic brainless,
suckholing zombies. If an Ostrichlian zombie is
somehow reminded of what the
Ostrichlian people have lost,
it typically starts whining.
If the loss is spelt out in
detail, it shrieks ludicrous
excuses and some crappy
rationalizations.
If this line of discourse is
pursued any further, the
shrieking usually evolves to
hysterical threats.

It is sad to see a people give up
the natural wealth of their
nation for a handful of trinkets,
and it is even more sad to see
them degenerate into crawling,
spineless worms who seek nothing
more than to conform to the
latest load of propaganda that
spews from mouths of the
mass-media nongs and crooked
self-seeking politicians.

How awful it is to see a load of
vicious old harpies, stupid old
duffers, brain-dead cross-wavers
and bible-bashers, dodgy little
racketeers, and the masses of
masochistic lost souls of
Ostrichlia, hanging onto the
droning words of an awful,
corrupt little Performing Monkey
of global corporate interests who
is only interested in doing them
over.

How awful it is to see any
political opposition fizzle away
into irrelevant drivel.

The last episode of this tragedy
is when the moronic masses, now
only terrified of their own
freedom, take themselves and
their I.D. cards to the
Howardland "Joy Through Labour"
privatized re-education camps.

Some types of stupidity
can never be fixed.

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    The Shrub's insane self-fulfilling prophecy expands its hateful, ignorant mushroom cloud, from the White House to Afghanistan, to Iraq, Madrid and now to London! What a fucken mess, and all completely avoidable if the dumb yokels in Yankland didn't think the sun shone out of their tight, constricted arses!
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    · 21 years ago
    ??? Can you remember a time when Ostrichlia has ever been any different? l It's been like this since the white men invaded and took over. Perhaps you've just realised the fantasy world you've been living in. Shall I burst another bubble for you? Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny ain't real! They're imaginary creatures made up to entertain to children. Now now don't cry.
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    · 21 years ago
    This is a fine nation. You guys have never lived anywhere else have you? Go and live in Zimbabwe or Tanzania... you're living in paradise and all you can do is bitch about it and spit on the people who are trying to preserve it.... you guys make me sick...
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    · 21 years ago
    It's not whether we are better than zimbabwe or stinkostan or wherever, it's just how much more patriotic bullshit there is in Australia now-a-days. We aren't the worst country but in no way are we the 'best' country - buts thats what you hear!
    Fucking aussie this and aussie that...fucking sick of it.
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    · 21 years ago
    Its BECAUSE we love Australia that we object to the lies, spin and bullshit that is preached as patriotic fucken gospel by the likes of such mean and tricky fucken old suckholes as the Rodent PM and his mindless mob of tory zombies chanting "kill the poor, kill the poor, kill the poor... and the refugees!" Fuck you and your friends in Amerikkka, you Ku Klux Klown!
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    · 20 years ago
    Suck on this turd!
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