MARK LATHAM TO LEAD THE XENOXANNA POLITICAL PARTY!

Created: Wednesday, 21 September 2005 Written by Staff Reporter
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Embittered former ALP leader Mark Latham has decided to throw in his lot with the XenoxAnna Political Party and lead it at the next Federal Election.

The founder of the XenoxAnna Party Tom Titmouse declared it a great day for democracy and free speech in Australia;
"Finally we will have a political leader unafraid to say it how it is: Howard is a cunt, Beazley a useless blimp, and that Natasha Stott-Despoja remains very much rootable."

Mr Titmouse said that the policies of the XenoxAnna Party would be released closer to the election but that you could be sure there wouldn’t be any more handouts to the dimwit masses who populate the swinging electorates of Australia.

“Think of us as the complete opposite of the Family First party with a leader who has demonstrated his Mephistolean side…”