PM GILLARD CALLS FOR AN ELECTION. IN 8 MONTHS TIME!

Created: Wednesday, 30 January 2013 Written by Tex Lumbago
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The Aussie PM Julia Gillard has stunned her opponents and political pundits by announcing that the next Federal Election will be held on September 14 later this year.

 

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Australia's Sex Goddess PM Julia Gillard

 

With an 8 month lead time this promises to be the longest election campaign in Australian political history. And as with all Aussie elections you can guarantee XenoxNews.com will have it covered - from Gillard’s new goggles to Tony Abbott's tiny speedo we will be there and asking these pricks the hard questions the other media tossers wouldn’t dare.

 

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Christ, who would want this fuckwit as PM?

 

With our intrepid band of reporters and dickheads you, the mug voter, will gain insights into the politicians and their parties that you would never have dreamed off.

 

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Abbott is already out on the hustings with supporters...

 

We have the wit of LordyLordyLordy, the in-depth analysis of Max Gross, and the view from the US with our resident pundit Ricardovitz.

And of course our own lovable right wing fuckwits and Abbott lovers Patriot and his little mate Digger will probably pop up with their views on why you should vote for their man.

 

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Top ranking member of Abbott's Front Bench...

 

We were there in 2001, 2004, 2007, and 2010. In fact we were covering elections before there even was a fucking internet so if you want accurate and perverted election news, views, rumours, lies, and naughty pictures go no further than XenoxNews.com; your trusted name in Australian Political Commentary and Analysis.

Tex Lumbago,

Editor-in-Chief