Max Gross Revealed!

Created: Wednesday, 25 January 2012 Written by Staff Reporter

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Legendary XenoxNews.com correspondent Max Gross has finally revealed himself in an online video purportedly taken in his top secret hideout.

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To see Max click on the image above

In the dark and blurry video the famous writer has been found to have a heavy Eastern European accent and a penchant for tiny dogs. Already we have heard that Western intelligence agencies have been studying the release in detail trying to find clues to the whereabouts and identity of this rogue reporter. Said one CIA source:

"We have that bastard now!"


Other XenoxNews.com celebrities were quick to contact us for comments. Said Patriot, one of Max's sparring partners here at the 'News:
"He sounds just as I imagined him. I wouldn't be at all surprised if he was an ex-communicated KGB man."

LordyLordyLordy told us: "To finally see the man behind the giant intellect is amazing. And also inspiring. I am thinking of living in the cellar too after watching it!"

After famously firing a shot across his bows last April, editor of XenoxNews.com Tex Lumbago was less forthcoming about Max.

"So Max has decided to show us his mug? Good for him."

Readers now await the appearance of another XenoxNews.com luminary, Ricardovitz.

God only knows what he looks like!