BLUE BALLS

Created: Thursday, 15 July 2004 Written by Flim Flam Man
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TESTICULUS BULBOUS BLUES

The bane of a young mans life.

First described by Herodutus on his travel to Egypt in 412 BC:
"Those slaves that worked for Cleopatra, who would fuck her, were said to have their penises clipped so they could not relieve themselves before hand. Indeed it is said she did not bath in asses milk but slave cum. Those poor souls suffered blue balls."

So there you have it. Straight from the Greeks mouth. To release the blue balls lie down and squeeze.
Think of Cleopatra. About her shoulders a necklace of lapis lazuli and gold. Her pearl white skin. Her delicate breasts nestle beneath her golden singlet. Floatin' down the Nile....

"Bring me my slave"