MORE ON BANGING OLD WOMEN…

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I wanna thank all the Xenox News readers who helped
me out. Now my Grooving Granny wants to meet for coffee.
Should I?

And if I do should I bring the KY Jelly?

Trev

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 22 years ago
    If you really 'want in' sonny, scones, jam and whipped cream are your best bet.

    Robert
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    · 22 years ago
    Hebrews 5-14: But strong meat belongeth to them that are of full age, even those who by reason of use have their senses exercised to discern both good and evil.
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    · 22 years ago
    This website is going rapidly downhill. What are you people ON?!
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    · 22 years ago
    Whatever we can get our hands on mate...
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    · 22 years ago
    I all-vays find a nice piece of Pinkelwurst, some schtollen, then into a spritzer to be rather ev-active. (If you cyan gyet it)

    Hans

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    · 22 years ago
    Trev
    I bet your hoping she'll take out her false teeth and give your pecker some of that 'gum' action, right?

    Flim Flam Man
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    · 22 years ago
    I wouldnt mind banging some Hebrew babes...
    Oh the bitches of Leviticus!

    J.C.
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    · 22 years ago
    Trev,

    Forget about the old bag. If you bend over for a second, I can show you a good time. Forget the KY, I'll just spit in me hands.

    Trucker Dan
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    · 22 years ago
    Well, Trev, since you and other enlightened readers of Xenox News have brought up the issue of sex and age, allow me to posit this curly cunt conundrum: how YOUNG is a shiela before a fella can plunge his old fella? 14? 12? 10? Any bids?
    - Monsignor Lacivious Rex
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    · 22 years ago
    http://www.ageofconsent.com/

    Trev
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    · 22 years ago
    I think that the offical oldest age the male rooter can be is calculated using the following formula:
    Her age=[(Your Age)/2]+7

    Prof Willyman
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    · 22 years ago
    I've never seen anyone in this office. Is it the headquarters of the Iraq WMD search team?
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    · 20 years ago
    Trucker Dan!
    Where have you gone....

    Maybe on a pirate cruise?
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    · 20 years ago
    Rumour has it that Honest John shared his precious bodily fluids with his mum in his teen years.
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    · 15 years ago
    Trev! Is she still alive? Are you?
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    · 14 years ago
    I thought I'd bump this up given the recent discussion in the shout box...
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