What I've Just Done

I just come back from the dunny.

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Man I laid a foot long turd! A foot long at least! Curled up in the pan like a salami!

 

Didn't see any corn in it...

Sure felt good squeezing out that one; like a healthy feeling, all the 'toxins' gone from my body Cool

 

Feel so good I think i'll treat meself to a a nose full of corn flour.

 

LoonyLes

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Not a lot one can say about this one, is there?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    That log of shit is one long tube of steaMING MICROBES: CHOCK FULL OF life, just like the anus that squeezed it out like a tube of toothpaste; on the rim of life and death the arse is the place that looks over the horizon towards the distant edge of death to the everlasting life of bacterial re-genesis; it tells us a story people - that beyond hope there is really nothing but shit, death, blood, steamy sex, and the fissures of...

    Lost my train of thought, someone came and asked me a question and now it is all gone.

    I'll be back if I can remember what the fuck I was on about.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    and? Has your Xanadu returned?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 3 years ago
    Nay! It has left them forever...

    Perhaps they have peered over that rim and dived headfirst into the 'lost world'.
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