ANOTHER GREAT AUSSIE INVENTION!

Created: Wednesday, 21 May 2003 Written by TEX LUMBAGO
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Have you ever been so stoned out of your mind you can't even pack the bong, let alone light it and smoke it?
Concerned with the effects of smoking on your pot headed pleasure?
Then don't worry any more because an Australian boffin has come up with the perfect solution for you:
The Electronic Bong! This device gives the user a concentrated aerosol spray of dope.

"A kind of electronic bong," Professor Laurie Mather, an anaesthesia and analgesia researcher, describes it.

The device was developed in Australia and works by the user inhaling a controlled quantity of dense aerosol fog containing cannabis. As good as sucking on a joint but with no cancer risks; and more cost efficient than eating a hash cookie.