CONSPIRACY THEORY #234

This is what I've heard. Y'know that NASA mission to shoot a probe at that comet? Well rather than being the spectacular success as reported in the media it was actually a disastrous failure.

In fact it has actually deflected the comet onto a collision course with earth!

Impact time is estimated to be 1330 GMT tomorrow. It is expected that life on earth will be extinguished. All the false reporting was to stop the panic.
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    Still here. What went wrong?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    Please be optimistic!
    I'm sure one of these bloody
    rocks/comets/asteroids/ will
    score a bull's eye soon
    enough to satisfy everyone.

    As for myself - I am patient.
    I am not in a rush to have
    my body mangled/vapourized/
    liquified etc.
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