Recycling Organic Waste

Created: Friday, 09 March 2007 Written by DOCTOR_BENWAY
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Why waste good meat?
??????????????????? In my role as the world's foremost artiste
in the gentle art of organic psychiatry,
I have seen many perfectly good heads go
to shameful waste.

Have a look at the huge and noble meaty coconut of
the worthy little national suckhole, for instance.
Have you ever seen so much meat in one head?

Here is my offer: You deliver me the head, and
I will take the squirming psychopathic brain for
scientific research. After I boil all the meat
off the skull, you can have the buckets of meat
and bone marrow to sell to the pet food companies.

Do we have a deal?