We're Going to War!

Created: Saturday, 10 August 2002 Written by Max Gross
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AS THE USUAL MOB OF POLITICAL OPPORTUNISTS AND MORAL SCUMBAGS BANG THE DRUMS OF WAR, HERE'S A LITTLE GEM FROM THE FIRST "GREAT WAR"!
I don't want to be a soldier,
I don't want to go to war.
I'd rather stay at home,
Around the streets to roam,
And live on the earnings of a well-paid whore.
I don't want a bayonet up my arse-hole,
I don't want my bollocks shot away.
I'd rather stay in England,
In merry merry England,
And fuck my bloody life away.
- Anonymous, 1916