PRIZE WINNIN AUSSIE POETRY

Porno Poetry. Stoke the fire and read it on!

 

1. Killing an informer
She tickled me scrotum
And then she held my hand
And as her friend (unknown male)
Pressed his gun against me head
I came in me pants.

2.George Michaels Dick
I have it
On good authority,
from a friend who grasped it
in his hand...
"twas shaped like a mushroom;
and with a thin stalk,
but that what he had,
was a glorious head"
Told me he squeezed it hard
And all the daisys came out!

3. I am a columinst
Well I dont worship jesus.
And of the rest
I dont give a fuck
but one thing I will say:

Andrew Bolt eat my cunt!

Australia Contracted Thus
Publisher: www.spleenville.com
Ed. Senator Santoro & IPA

Kiss my red ruby arse ya fuckin cunt!

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 22 years ago
    Beats "Advance Australia Fair"!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 22 years ago
    I shot an arrow into the air
    I hope to christ it hit that amoral greasespot John Howard...
    Not quite haiku but... hey, these are the days!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 22 years ago
    I think that I shall never see
    Another fuckwit such as thee
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 22 years ago
    yo flimmy im in tears reading this shit...
    wot a great aussie imagination!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 5 years ago
    Yeh I was a lot better back in the day.
    Wonder what happened to my inspiraiton?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 5 years ago
    @FlimFlamMan Probably went the same place your spelling did
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