I obtained this information from someone whose knackers were in a vice

Created: Sunday, 05 December 2004 Written by Tom Titmouse

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John Howard's dick is the size of a red tic tac.
Alexander Downer likes golfballs in a stocking up his arse.
Phil Ruddock is quite a nice fellow after a few lines of blow.
Amanda Vandstone swallows AND blows bubbles.
He was gunna tell me more but his testicles exploded.
Silly Arab bugger he was.

But y'know anything goes now a days!

They throw out the rule book; and this is what happens.

Tom Titmouse