Chicken: A la Peyote

`Ever had the fear as your only companion?'
Theo awakes to see it all, so scared shitless he lies, frightened to move. Knows it's there awaiting him. Cast yourself into the void if you dare. Rectum splitting pain reassures him that he is still alive.
It was some time after my last drink that I woke up. I was o­n my back, o­n the ground. Felt the rocks poking my skin. Pasty eyes and wrinkled knackers. A wind skimmed me skin. The sun gone. o­n the sky was black. Shaky thoughts filled me head. Last thing I remembered was long ago. Felt like my days were long gone. Was Frank ever there? The need to tell lies is strong. Frank said that our foundations are built o­n nothing, and that’s as strong as they gunna get. All the great religious men are fundamentally con men. And to believe is just a lie. o­nly truth ever dribbles from the third eye...

And this is what happened to his old man:

So they grabbed Frank at the pub.“We are gunna take your blaspheming ass and hang it high!”Put him o­n the pony blindfolded and trotted over to the hanging tree. And the priest said:“We are gathered here today to hang this heathen cunt high and long. We all know there aint no truth but that writ in the holy bible, but this fuckwit cowboy, high as a kite o­n peyote, felt like he had to write a new chapter in the lords book. Claimed there were chickens sent by god to tell him the truth by god. Well as jesus said to satan:`get back from thee!’ His lies and abominations no longer can be tolerated. We is born into this world to serve god, not make him up! There is the truth. And that is all there is. The rest is just lies. Lies spewed from satans mouth.Oh Lord! may this cunt rot in hell. Split his scrotum asunder and let his seed fall o­n the dark dank ground. Barren and unfulfilled.”Then they put the rope around Frank’s neck and strung him up o­n the tree. For him naught but death. But for the god fearing Christian folk there was a kicking and a flailing and then that dark musty smell as Frank’s mess spread out from his pants downwards.
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    · 16 years ago
    chook here too
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    · 16 years ago
    Sounds like you had a bad peyote trip bro

    Have you tried mescaline?

    Humby used to be the CEO of a multi-national corporation...until he discovered mescaline

    Now, he lives a simple life, and is at peace with the world (well, most of the world...his neighbours still hate him)



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    · 16 years ago
    Dear Xenox News

    Can someone from your office please contact my people re a recipe for the aforementioned Chicken A La Peyote.

    We are hosting a special function to foster better relations between political adversaries, and I'd like to have prepared a special, very large serving, of your signature dish which I wish to serve personally to the leader of the opposition, Ted Baillieu.

    [img]http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2009/09/03/1225769/227540-masterchef-brumby-not-on-menu.jpg [/img]

    Eagerly awaiting your response

    JB
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    · 16 years ago
    Stick a fork in him and flip him over the fucker is done
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    · 15 years ago
    everywhere...lost out there...
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    · 15 years ago
    Whatever happened to Frank Blues? I wanna hear more about Theo's quest for the Peyote Chicken.
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