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DAYS FILLED WITH EARTHQUAKES AND FLAMING VOLCANOS

Monday, 06 April 2009 By The very Rev Loveloc

Has it finally arrived? The time so longed for? The end days?

It has been written that: '...the earth will shudder and flame when the hand of Satan grasps the globe...'

Look at the news today - now it must be so.
I am sure all the XenoxNews readers will give a hearty cheer and welcome to Satan. His arrival heralds the end of the mindless christian domination.

Only the Godless and Christlover have something to fear. For the rest of us everlasting bliss and sexual ectsasy awaits!

Rev Lovelock of the Horny Goat Church

Pithy Quote

You started in life with your parents' advice. Life was too much for them. You got into messes, one more horrible than the other. You got out of the awful catastrophes as best you could, more or less sideways, a slobbering crab, backwards, missing a couple of paws. You had some good times, got to be fair, even with all the crap, but always anxious, lest the dirty business start all over...and it always did...Let's bear that in mind! They talk about illusions, that they ruin youth. We lost it without illusions!...More trouble!... As I say...It happened from the beginning. You were little, a born dope, with two strikes on you.