SHEIKH DIES ON THE JOB

Or at least that's the rumour. Too much viagra and too many nubile nymphs!

Dubai's dictator Sheikh Maktoum bin Rashid al-Maktoum died of a heart attack on the Gold Coast. Why would he be there except to bang Aussie hookers all night long?

No other reason as far as I can tell.

And in breaking news another old fat cunt is about to cark it: Israel dictator PM Ariel Sharon.

It seems it's a bad time to be an doddering elderly leader of a country:
better look out 70 year old PM Howard. Could be your turn next.
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    · 20 years ago
    Now I hear Sharon is dead.

    Correct?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Time wounds all heels.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Sharon dead?
    Yes, no ,maybe, perhaps...
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    When (not if) Sharon dies, that'll be one less fucken war criminal to bring to justice!
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    · 20 years ago
    I hear he was in a threesome with the recently deceased Emir of Kuwait.

    Talk about a gruesome twosome!
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    · 20 years ago
    A very dirty business indeed. Is Howard dead yet? Die you little cunt!
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