70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD RESIGNS...

Created: Tuesday, 11 September 2007 Written by LordyLordyLordy
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Australia's greatest ever Prime Minister John Howard told his Liberal Party colleagues today that he had resigned...























... himself to having a small penis for the rest of his life.

His stalwart Deputy Peter 'no tip' Costello offered his full support.