SIX AMAZING THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT WINSTON CHURCHILL!

He is the greatest hero of the Twentieth Century but did you know that Winston Churchill had many secrets that have been kept hidden from public view?

But now, after many years of research and FOI requests, XenoxNews.com can release six amazing things you never knew about Winston Churchill!

winston churchill gunWinston Churchill. Gangster.

 

#1 Did you know that the fate of post-World War Two Europe was decided on a night in Tehran in 1943 where Churchill got pissed with the evil Russian dictator Stalin?

 

 #2 Did you know Churchill was responsible for ANZAC day?

 

#3 Winston Churchill was the worldwide leader of the Freemasons in the early 20th Century.

 

#4 It was not Churchill’s voice when the BBC broadcast his famous wartime speeches. It was in fact the voice of a BBC actor.

 

#5 On holiday during WW2, Winnie loved to roam the beaches of Florida naked!

 

#6 Winston Churchill had the longest cock of any world leader; before or since!

 

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 12 years ago
    Ya see that thar, boys??? That's a TOMMY GUN. A man's gun. Yessiree, tain't no sissy airsoft gun like thems the Australians 'n Japs is alowed by thar gooberments ta own. Spits out .45acp lead t'will kill you deader 'n sand monkey stoned on nightshade. Hot balls 'o lead fire................but y'all dern't know nothin 'bout that ....................cuz you ain't git no guns...................gooberment pried 'em out of yer hands when they took a machettee to yer balls.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 12 years ago
    That stinker Churchill. I would like to take that Tommy Gun and fire it at him!

    Abdul,
    Tehran
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 12 years ago
    Churchill also condoned using chemical weapons on Arabs and Persians
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    · 12 years ago
    "I am strongly in favour of using poisoned gas against uncivilised tribes." - Winston Churchill, 1919
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 12 years ago
    Twaddle. Winnie acted first class with those damn arabs. Even gave them their own country, the ungrateful wretches.
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    · 12 years ago
    Gas, boolit, hatchet, wood chipper - what dern diffrent do it make how folks git ta killin?
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