VISITING VILE VIETNAM

Created: Monday, 27 November 2006 Written by Chato
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Emperor "Alpha-particle" John Hogturd lays down
the law to the little yellow people of Indochina,
and refuses to apologize, in a clever act of
diplomatic excellence and fairness.


In the latest round of OZ-US gunboat diplomacy,
by the John and George show, the plucky little
"never say sorry" arsewipe reminded the vietnamese
how the axis of OZ-US evil, sternly and fairly,
"whipped vietnamese coon arse" the last time
correction was applied.

"I refuse to apologize to you of the east asian
races - you were lucky we didn't nuke you awful
slanty-eyed bastards when we last visited! You
were lucky that Labor got into office and did
not want to fight their commo mates!"

"I don't know what it is with the inferior races,
but they always want someone to be sorry. They
can wait for bloody Hell to freeze over! Just
see how they will grovel when we get nukes! How
would you ching-chong cunts like a powerful dose
of Polonium 120 up your yellow arses?"

Emperor Hogturd was "extremely pleased" at how
his gestures of friendship have put Oz-Vietnam
relations back on the old footing.

"It's just like the old days when I was urging
for more Oz conscription for the noble Vietnam
war that we of the born-to-rule Liberal Party,
were milking for political advantage!
(Of course, I was much too valuable to face any
military combat myself!)"

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