HOWARD'S LOONY SON IS A STALKER!

P.M. Howard's schizo son has
escaped from his cage and is
now a dangerous stalker. Every day now Chato must face
the horror of being stalked by
the crazed son of Maggot Howard
the quisling leader of the phony
HOWARDLAND goverment.

I can only feel compassion for
this poor lunatic who (understandably)
has a deep obsessive crush on me.

I have tried to say soothing things
to him, but it just makes him even
worse.

I have not had experience dealing with
loonies before, and I am at a loss!

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