Is Satan the only deity to promise a “feel good” Universe?

Created: Thursday, 16 December 2004 Written by Flim Flam Man
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Well compared to the rest of the clowns we are supposed to worship... Look at The Bible:
Old Testament – No fun, just pain and misery
New Testament – Just boring old Jesus
Islam – Don’t get me started with this lot! Just think; no drinking!
Buddhism- Nothing but the void and rotten buttocks from meditation

Whereas those fun-loving Satanists seem to promise some fun for this lifetime, not just in the "next".

What do you think?

Flim Flam Man