#ASKBOXHEAD Tell me this!

Created: Friday, 20 January 2012
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Dear Boxhead,

 

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

Sincerely,

Blow Me

 

Dear Blow Me,

The box on me noggin don’t allow much room for gourmet dining. Whatever I’m gobbling down has to fit through my hole. So I love a good hotdog – they have the shape to fit just right.

As for that shit they serve at the Golden Arches - forget it! They have banned me at the local one cause I spilt the mustard when I tried to cram a hamburger in.

I’m not surprised they don’t sell hotdogs – they hate my type of people.

Yours,

Boxyboxy_and_hotdog