How to introduce oneself at a new job?

Created: Thursday, 21 April 2011 Written by Curious, Chatham
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So I started work at the new job the other day. I toddled off to the loo ‘cause I was busting for a slash. I was standing at the urinal in that post-euphoric state of relief when a co-worker standing next to me turned to introduce himself. He said:

“Hi, I’m Larry and I have the biggest cock in this place” and waved his member at me.

 

My co-workers cock

Welcome to your new job!

 

How should I react to such an introduction?

 

Curious,

Chatham