HOGTURD VICTORY SPEECH

Created: Thursday, 14 December 2006 Written by Chato
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This speech was prepared in advance for the
arranged victory of the John Hogturd regime
in the next election.
An election to be won for sly politicians,
lawyers, bankers, inside-traders, greasy
real-estate agents, media whores, landlords,
corrupt corporations, all kinds of
gangsters, and the NWO.


Ladies and gentlemen and my fellow
Ostrichlians, can I say first of all, that I
am truly humbled. Might I also say that no
Ostrichlian should ever shrink from a truly
wonderful thing: a new era in trust, and a
brave new definition of trust!

The first thing I say is that it was about
trust. Trust to lead this nation. To take
the helm of the organization in a new era,
as a partner with our friends, and a beacon
of democracy. A democracy that is too
valuable to let escape from the care of my
colleagues. A democracy where a voter can
watch his favourite sport, without a worry
about his vote having changed the outcome of
the great plan. A truly wonderful thing.

As I look around the nation I am truly
humbled by the great capacity of my
commitment to my colleagues at a time of
great achievement, international peril, and
extraordinary achievement, as I rededicate
myself to the things that divide the
inferior lives from the noble ones, and lay
waste to those lives not worthy of life.

I also say that even though this nation
stands on the threshold of international
peril, you are happy, you are joyful, that
as a partner with my friends you are
prepared to stand up for the things that
benefit us, and for you to stand against
terrorism, no matter how much you will
suffer in my commitment to the wealth of my
colleagues, and my sense of gratitude and
humility that the Ostrichlian people had
trustingly, trusted me, to be entrusted with
their trust, at a time of great achievement,
international peril, and extraordinary
achievement.

Might I also say that I am truly humbled.
I am truly humbled by the great capacity of,
my extraordinary achievement to lead this
nation to the threshold of a truly historic
achievement. And at a time of great
achievement there can only be one winner.
Let me say that I am truly humbled.

And finally, can I say on a personal note,
as a very humble little man, that this
nation stands on the expression of
confidence in the leadership of this great
nation by the humble and proud man, who the
Ostrichlian people had trusted to manage the
economy for his colleagues. One of the
strongest economies, with its great capacity
to support myself and my colleagues.
A great honour. A truly wonderful thing.
.oOo.