It has been a disastrous winter for the Gillard government. And now it has been plunged into further disarray with the High Court of Australia refusing to allow the so-called ‘Malaysia Plan’ for the boat people flooding Australia’s shores. With her poll numbers diving to unheard of depths nervous nellies in the ALP caucus are openly discussing overthrowing her and bringing in a new leader. And the one name that is continuously bandied about as new leader is former PM Herr Fucknuckle.
After relinquishing the lodge back in February due to “personal issues” Herr Fucknuckle has studiously avoided the lime light so as to allow his successor Julia Gillard as little distraction as possible. But with her inept government crashing and burning ALP backbenchers are starting to discuss out loud whether the return of Fucknuckle could rescue them.
Could a PM Fucknuckle resurrect the ALP and get them back into a poll winning position?
As one told XenoxNews.com “PM Fucknuckle always had high poll numbers. If he was PM again who would care about some politician buying hookers on his Union credit card?”
Others who spoke with us were even more forthright: “At the very least he will bring the horny voters back who have probably been scared off by Gillard and that tool Conroy!”
Gay marriage back on the agenda if Herr Fucknuckle heads back to the Lodge?
XenoxNews.com did seek comment from the now reclusive HerrFucknuckle about a return to the lodge. But his personal secretary said that he was busy doing “internet research” and that he would not be commenting any further on the matter.