PETROL BONANZA!

Created: Monday, 26 September 2005 Written by Chato
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PM makes iron-clad promises to
impoverished Oz motorists as his
tidal wave of prosperity sweeps
all beneath its awesome fury. As a stern non-core response to
the plight of those who are
having their earnings eroded by
the high price (plus GST) of
petrol, Emperor Judas Homunculus
offered motorists expensive
low-energy ethanol-spiked junk
fuel once again, in a typical
thimble and pea con trick meant
to benefit his very special sugar
industry mates.

Those motorists who realize that
their misery is being manipulated
against their interests need not
waste their time appealing to the
invisible opposition leader Wind
Bagzly - that great champion of
the poor and downtrodden can
only say, "Don't look at me! I'm
only here for the free food and
drinks!"