100 Years of Bravery and Buggery - ANZAC Day 2015

Created: Saturday, 25 April 2015 Written by Tex Lumbago
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Who'd have guessed it? That those tough old Diggers who crawled out of Suvla Bay and on to the cliffs of Gallipoli, all those years ago, would still be celebrated today in tale and in song?

 And why shouldn't they be? Didn't they die so we wouldn't have to eat Halal food!

 And of course XenoxNews.com has always been at the forefront of the celebrations. Just check out the stuff below the line for all the proof you need...

 

Our poets have waxed lyrical...

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We have uncovered amazing new facts by dent of inspired historical research...

Uncle Rupert

There have even been ANZAC musical controversies...

The band!!!

We also reveled hitherto unknown tit-bits about the clown who ordered the attack, Winston Churchill...

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And who can forget the poignant story about a man and his donkey, and the love they shared under a Turkish moon...

Kiwi Donkey

 

So get off ya arses and get it into ya! You'll be an ANZAC know-it-all in no time ;)