HUMAN CONCIOUSNESS BOILS DOWN TO THE TWITCHING OF A SINGLE NEURON

Created: Wednesday, 05 March 2008 Written by Stiffed Reporter

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Oh you worthless human scum. You toddle round the earth pontificating on everything with your useless 'scientific knowledge'. You are the dimwitted remains of bacteria that grew from the shit of our mighty lord and master Cthulu. The farts of Cthulu contain more wisdom and knowledge than the entirety of humanity. Grovel before him and prostrate your rectums to his glory. He will suck your living juices with a straw.

Oh mighty Cthulu, who lets humans live only on his whim and fucks their gods at will, punish the non-believer with your burning eye and fetid breath. Take their children and smite them on the rocks...