Created: Saturday, 18 February 2006 Written by Chato
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Taxpayer money invested in
media enterprises. There was the vile Uncle Suckhole
doing what he does best. By that
I mean suckholing the rich and
powerful slime of the world.

The big crap-fest over the bloated
dead body of Kerry was money well
spent, because it is vital for
John Halliburton to keep the
media magnate's children happy.

Here is a little rewrite of a
popular song I found:
"The Way We Were" with
the following new lyrics:

Like four hundred pounds of swine
Bloated florid-coloured Kerry
that's the way you were
Scattered bodies,
All the friends you had to buy,
Smiling while you sold
their children,
that's the way you were...