Created: Saturday, 27 September 2003 Written by LordyLordyLordyJust off the XenoxNews Wire....
Man dead in Baghdad. As I left the hairdressing salon I found I had me pecker poking out me strides!
PM John Howard doesn't regret being told the wrong thing and acting on it; "It was the honorable thing to do.
"Lock 'em all up. It's my land not theirs."
Dolebludgers forced to look for work...at last!
I stepped of the plane and collected me baggage. Then it was off to the hotel to find all the sights. Whores, Whiskey, and Crack; in any order.
When is this war gunna really start? C'mon you wankers call a spade a spade! We all know who we're fighting - show some balls and name names!
The next morning my lips were pasted shut and my dick stuck in the zipper.