It seems the Lolita-loving President Trump is now out there pleading for Peace to be given a Chance all over this dark, damned world. Mighty nice of him you would think.

...Down the dunny!

While not officially announced, it seems the great turd of New York City has popped his clogs.

So the question is now, what or who killed Trump?

Now I don't mean some sort of culling the employees for below par performance. I mean the Diplomatic type. Them, and any other servants of the evil empire.

We asked the best minds of our organisation what they reckon. If and when is it justified?

And if he is, doesn't that make Sleepy Joe Biden Fascist-adjacent? As there isn't much he did that was different to the Orangeman.

I have previously raised the spectre of Vatican involvement in the 1963 assassination of President John Kennedy.