While not officially announced, it seems the great turd of New York City has popped his clogs.

So the question is now, what or who killed Trump?

Now I don't mean some sort of culling the employees for below par performance. I mean the Diplomatic type. Them, and any other servants of the evil empire.

We asked the best minds of our organisation what they reckon. If and when is it justified?

And if he is, doesn't that make Sleepy Joe Biden Fascist-adjacent? As there isn't much he did that was different to the Orangeman.

I have previously raised the spectre of Vatican involvement in the 1963 assassination of President John Kennedy.

The choices have never been starker. As the World stands on a precipice, who will you choose as the new World Leader?

Poor old ex-President Trump. He is continually being targeted for elimination. But lucky for him the skills of the Presidential hit-men appear to have waned somewhat in recent times.

Why, it is over 60 years since the last Yankee leader was knocked off. Prior to that it was a fairly regular event.

So what has gone wrong with today's Presidential assassins?