Australia is the next US proxy

The Americans are draining the Russian Federation via their proxy Ukraine just as they broke the Soviet Union by pumping weapons into Afghanistan.

The mistake the Yanks made was moving their troops in after the Russians pulled out.

However they learned their lesson as Rep. Adam Schiff revealed in 2016:

“The United States aids Ukraine and her people so that we can fight Russia over there so we don’t have to fight Russia here.”

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Sweel - The Word of the Day

We have had a submission from Joel, one of our readers...

"Sweel. I don't know what it means but I love it. I mean I love the word so much that I want to take it up as a career and become a professional sweeler.

So, for me, sweel is the word of the day!"

Thanks Joel!

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Philosophical Solace while Death is at the Door

Need some inspiration to beat the climate change blues? Well here are 10 easy ways to defeat this oncoming scourge...

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It's A Man's Life in the (Pirate) Navy

Tales ribald and true.

Just you and the boys cruising the 7 seas.

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Getaways.

Yeh. Getaways.

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Mercenary Mutiny: Where is the Love?

Ukraine’s Russian nightmare rolls on. Or is Russia’s Ukrainian nightmare?

The Wagner Group mercenary army, which apparently has done most of the fighting for Russia in Putin’s bogged down war in Ukraine, has mutineed and were “marching on Moscow.”

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My plea to our Alien betters... Please Save Us!

Mother Earth.

We have fucked her red raw.

And now she is infected with a disease of our own making.

And her temperature, it soars.

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#AskBoxhead - Australia. Open or not?

Dear Mr Boxhead,

Australia's a big place. Huge in fact. Surely we have room for the desperate and bedraggled of the World.

Now I know many Australians would not like a free for all, so I am asking you Mr Boxhed, if you had to rank these poor unfortunates for entry what order would you put them in?

Regards,

Concerned and Open Hearted Teal Voter

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