Boxhead. A standard bearer of what is good and right about Mankind. A closeted genius, who doesn't go looking for the praise of the crowd. A light on the hill for all of us who want to see the truth and right prevail.

And he is also pretty good at swatting away the dickheads.

Dickheads? Did someone say dickheads? Well here comes one... Our old friend Ricardovitz.

As part of the operation of one of his corporate enterprises, Elon Musk today dumped a massive payload of space junk on the moon.

The massive crater created as the space junk crashed into Musk's new rubbish dump is visible from earth.

I mean, can he really?

Oh what a dreadful world we live in! War, fire, and idiocy all around us. Nothing is permanent, and the shit rises to the top and leaves the best behind.

Yep, all bad except for our man Boxhead. A totem of strength and vigour for all humanity during these dark days. One needs to only look into the bottomless pit of his eyes to know here is a Man that can inspire us all.

Today some French fella expresses his fears about flammability to our hero...

The violence inherent in the system. 

It is always there.

Social cohesion hasn’t a hope in Hades

Is anyone else sick and tired of hearing about the so-called “Royal Commission on Antisemitism and Social Cohesion”? Well, buckle up, because I’m here to poke it with a stick.

Some have questioned our fair fucking dinkumness...

"Australia's only fair dinkum newspaper: Should we break our own “no‑refusal” rule and publish a leaked dossier exposing the true cost of the Australian government's offshore detention policy?"

It's got electrolytes!

Vain, venal, vindictive.

Without writing another word or mentioning a name, I’m betting you, dear reader, already know exactly who I’m talking about. But I digress. Allow me to continue.

If you truly never refuse a submission, how do you deal with pieces that openly advocate illegal acts, extremist ideologies, or hate speech?

Is there an unseen editorial filter that decides what “fair dinkum” really means, or do you publish absolutely everything, no matter the societal impact?