UPDATE: ALL FIXED NOW!

Apologies for being off air the last few days but we are finding our way back and full service (ie comments working) will be resumed shortly.

In the meantime here are some pictures of Pirate Men for those of you who remember the Green Haired days of yore...

Social cohesion hasn’t a hope in Hades

Is anyone else sick and tired of hearing about the so-called “Royal Commission on Antisemitism and Social Cohesion”? Well, buckle up, because I’m here to poke it with a stick.

Yes. Our 2nd favourite.

Some have questioned our fair fucking dinkumness...

"Australia's only fair dinkum newspaper: Should we break our own “no‑refusal” rule and publish a leaked dossier exposing the true cost of the Australian government's offshore detention policy?"

The Trump administration's ban on the vuvuzela at the 2026 World Cup is an international disgrace!

It's got electrolytes!

Vain, venal, vindictive.

Without writing another word or mentioning a name, I’m betting you, dear reader, already know exactly who I’m talking about. But I digress. Allow me to continue.

If you truly never refuse a submission, how do you deal with pieces that openly advocate illegal acts, extremist ideologies, or hate speech?

Is there an unseen editorial filter that decides what “fair dinkum” really means, or do you publish absolutely everything, no matter the societal impact?