Betty Bites the Bullet
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Elizabeth Windsor, the “Queen” of England has finally died, aged 97, having “reigned” for 70 years.
She and her inbred brood have been a background noise all my life but I still have no bloody idea what she or they actually did/do for a living.
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#AskBoxhead - Them Sunglasses...
User Rating: 4 / 5
Dear Mr Boxhead,
Them Sunglasses...
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Splash the Cash Albo!
User Rating: 5 / 5
Anthony Albanese is the latest in a long line of ALP losers trying to become PM. Given their pathetic record, it looks like it's gunna be another uphill battle for them this election. Well here's a suggestion. How about trying something different for a change. A different tack. This time around...
Splash the Cash Albo!
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#AskBoxhead - Boring COVID
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Dear Mr Boxhead,
Is Covid19 the most boring pandemic in history? Everyone with their 2 bob and all.
Signor Giovanni
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PM ScoMo. Elect me Aussie JunkYard King!
This May 21 Scott Morrison wants to be elected King of Australia. That's right; inspired by Barbados, ScoMo wants Aussies to give Will and Kate the boot and raise him to a new Aussie Royal Throne.
Is he praying? Calling on his Messiah to save us all?
But who is this man really? This JunkYard King who wants to hoist himself upon the bedraggled masses of dinki-di Aussies. Perhaps the best way to know him is via song...
Man of a Thousand Faces
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And there I was thinking I would never have to write another word about the demented Scott feckin’ Morrison...
Even though the ousted con artist and former prime minister is now an insignificant backbencher, news of his abuse of power and disdain for democracy, transparancy, accountability, parliamentary procedure and government norms continues to cause outrage. The latest revelations are mind-boggling in their implications.
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Aussie Election 2022
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Christ. Are we going to have another election? How many of these fucking things do we have to do?
Here's Julia. A real Labor Legend and Winner.
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I mean...
User Rating: 3 / 5
You know those people who preface nearly every answer with "I mean.."
"I mean.... when I was working there blah blah blah"
Are you a sinner?
User Rating: 4 / 5
If not, why not?
"I am just driving My Tractor into Amsterdam for a while"
Freedom fighters or just plan old fuckwits? Or is it something more sinister perhaps. Translated from Dutch, the voices from the farmer convoys parading around that country:
"Just me and my mates going for a drive, that's all."
"We are going up there cause we have had a gutfull."
"Don't you jab tell me what to do!"
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Hallelujiah, Facebook & Fanatics!
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Once again Facebook has temporarily banned me from its “social media” platform because I said mean things about the bizarre Hillsong megachurch. And since I am permanently banned by Twitter for saying mean things about serial RWNJ Milo Yappapopolous, I shall vent my spleen here.
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Is there a Solution for the mess in Ukraine?
The wanton destruction and killing by Putin's armies in the Ukraine has shocked the civilised world. Here in Europe we believed this type of thing was all in the past. But now, sights we thought beyond the pale are being re-enacted like it was that Georgian beast Stalin storming into Eastern Europe back in 1945. What a nightmare!
We all want this war to stop, but how?
Covid Comatose Downunder
User Rating: 5 / 5
Despite Australia’s federal and state governments pretty much abandoning all responsibility for the health and safety of the citizenry, the Covid pandemic remains a constant threat. Not that gormless Freedumbers give a shit. End Times and blocked dunny drains!
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