It's got electrolytes!

Vain, venal, vindictive.

Without writing another word or mentioning a name, I’m betting you, dear reader, already know exactly who I’m talking about. But I digress. Allow me to continue.

If you truly never refuse a submission, how do you deal with pieces that openly advocate illegal acts, extremist ideologies, or hate speech?

Is there an unseen editorial filter that decides what “fair dinkum” really means, or do you publish absolutely everything, no matter the societal impact?

Oi Aussies! Are we really going to get ourselves another sheila PM? This time she won't be a union hack but a former small business operator. You know, a fair dinkum Aussie from the backbone of our great nation!

Boxhead. A man among midgets. The legend of our lifetime. The man everyone wants to know and be seen with.

Indeed, it seems even resident Xenoxnews.com rightwing numbskull Ricardovitz is trying to meet him...

Just a flush in the pan

Burnley tunnel springs a leak.

That's right.

It is 25 Fucking years since XenoxNews.com leapt onto the Internet.

25 years of Australia's only Fair Fucking Dinkum News.