Boxhead! He is here to answer all your worries. Tell him your secrets and he will assuage your fears.
Dear Mr Boxhead,
You have been quiet lately? I hope your health is solid good sir!
Currently the globe is encircled in a fearful miasma of wayward organisms. Oh Dear Boxman can you hear our pleas for a cure? Our cries for a soothing balm? Our lamentations for a pill that we can take orally or otherwise?