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A Biography of Life

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How did this Humble Boy...

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...Grow up to Fuck America!

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21st Century Dopes

Sir Les Dentifrice 2 minutes read

Dopey people used to carp on about bargains, the savings of home made beer and free camping grounds. But these days there is a new dope.

The people who seem to spend 95% of their conversation talking about some great "other" that is the cause of their problems. And we are fucking surrounded by these cunts.

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IF THERE'S A HELL...

Max Gross 1 minute read

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Pop that champers!

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Steal'n My Moonshine - A Better National Anthem

Ricardovitz 2 minutes read

He ain't just a loud mouthed hillbilly dingbat, he also has the rhythms and rhymes of the ol' Mississippi flowing in him.

Yes, it is poetry from Ricardovitz. Based on that famous Georgian hymn, Waltzing Matilda.

 

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IT’S ALL TOO MUCH!

Max Gross 10 minutes read

Overwhelmed. That’s the word I think best describes why I haven’t had a major online whine about current affairs for months.

 

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A list of the Poofs who have fucked PM Modi

Larry from Lahore 2 minutes read

He is queer. No doubt at all. And now I have my hands on the list of some of the fellas who have fucked him.

Don't worry about us Pakis with our Chinese Missiles shooting your planes down Narendra. Check out this list instead. It'll bring back some lovely memories for you.

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