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Where we started.

 

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Yeah. One neat way of doing this is by using this code:

 

<a class="video" href=http://www.youtube.com/v/XXXXXXXX onclick="return hs.htmlExpand(this, { objectType: 'iframe',outlineWhileAnimating: true, preserveContent: false, width:425, height:355 } )"> LAUNCH THIS VIDEO </a>

 

Change the XXXXXXX to the Youtube video ID
and change LAUNCH THIS VIDEO to the duh subject or name of video or whatever you want to call the link

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