Among the Labor and status quo faithful, Julian Hill, the current Labor government’s Assistant Minister for Citizenship, Customs and Multicultural Affairs, Assistant Minister for International Education, and the Federal Member for the Bruce electorate in the Australian Federal Parliament (Whew! He must be exhausted!) has announced on Farcebook (naturally!) that “Australia has formally recognised the sovereign State of Palestine. Part of an international effort, building two states for long term peace & security.”

Words seem superfluous these days, my heart just isn’t in it anymore. I am hollowed out with despair. But here I go again. One more impotent spray.

Last week, psychotic rogue state Isra-hell bombed Qatar, a key US ally and host to the USA’s biggest military base in the Middle East. And what did the decrepit orange POTUS do about that outrage? Nothing. He has his free Boeing, I guess, and that’s all that really matters.

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In light of this malpractice the reporter has been taken out and shot.

"Gaza are not starving. The people of Gaza are being starved… starving a population to death is a war crime" - Brendan O'Hara MP, Scottish National Party Foreign Affairs Spokesperson.

“The toll of the status quo is growing by the day, and it can be measured in innocent lives. The world cannot wait for success to be guaranteed. That only means waiting for a day that will never come” - Anthony Albanese MP, Prime Minister of Australia.

The US President, Donald 'Orangeman-Small Hands' Trump, is certainly a product of his culture. Loving to pose as a man of action, this tub-o-lard is the perfect distillation of US arrogance and ignorance. As an example, have a look at what his clown administration is up to now: