Word of the Day: Purview

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WORD OF THE MONTH: #DOUBLETAP

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The term "double tap" is making international news, so, well, what does this new buzz phrase mean and how does it work?

Once used to describe an action of firing twice quickly in succession with a pistol, the definition of Double Tapping in 2012 has been redefined as the act of assassinating or murdering someone, or a group of people, and then waiting around until people come to the rescue, or start examining the aftermath. As the rescuers, compatriots of the dead, or onlookers gather round, the killers then hit them with another whammy and pow; the killer scores twice the kill. (Experience points are earned and the killers potentially go up a level)

Another way of achieving a double tap is to wait for the funeral of the dead of the first strike. Then while family, friends, associates and onlookers are gathered around in their suits mourning the deceased...BLAM! Hit the lot of them!

Apparently the term Double Tap originated from intelligence agents describing what some terrorist groups have been known to do including Hamas. The mafia, however, strictly forbids it under any circumstance. i.e. it is strictly forbidden to go and blast the fuck out of mourning women, children, grandmothers, aunties etc.

Unfortunately this definition of Double Tapping is making worldwide news because there have been an escalating amount of incidents this year where this controversial form of mass killing is being regularly played out, in fact it appears to be now seen as an effective strategy by the US military and intelligence agencies.

Word of the year? Re-Hypothecation

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Re-Hypothecation

How to run a country broke and make a mint.

It is what caused the GFC, while those pulling the strings made a killing.

It is the same tactic that the outgoing UK Prime Minister is pushing through now to make sure his corporate pals can fleece the population further under the guise of stabilising things.

See if you can understand it via this Russian Times video:

http://youtu.be/ReAgkWw8ue8

Word of the year? Re-Hypothecation. Cheers!

WORD OF THE FUCKING MONTH: AUSTERITY

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Austerity me this batman.

The Onceler was filled with austerity.

A particular Australian strain of austerity.

Austerity this, austerity that, fuck me, there is so much of it about. I think we might rather require some austerity measures.

Word of the fucking month: Austerity.

 

WORD OF THE DAY: FITHING

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According to the Urban Dictionary the word "fithing" means:

"To piss in one woman's womb and to regain the urine with use of a straw. The urine is then sperted over said woman."

'Useage: Adam Davis gave me a good fithing last night, it was lush'

This definition is another example of the degraded mess that Urban Dictionary is!

I am absolutely fine with websites trying fresh, interesting and innovative approaches, but I will definitely not tolerate ambiguity of this nature!

Some clarification is required here: "To piss in one woman's womb".

How the fuck do they think they can get away with publishing such indecent ambiguity?

By stating "one woman" instead of "a woman" are they suggesting that there are other women present? If yes, what is the role of the other women? Are they meant to be holding the straw? Is their presence required for the action to be correctly defined as fithing? What if no other women are present; does this constitute fithing? Is fithing an act that can only be performed by lesbians? A girl on girl only activity? Then why Adam? Is Adam a hermaphrodite with a proclivity for shoving beads up his partner's arsehole and then retrieving them with his teeth?

One can only wonder about the degenerate editors at Urban Dictionary after publishing an ambiguous definition like this. Absolutely disgusting.

P.S. Does anyone have a spare straw?

 

Fithing not fly-fishing you fuckwit!

Word of the Day: Plenum

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