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Poets Corner

Flights of the mind... flights of fantasy... words of joy to put your mind onto that etheral level of the Gods. XenoxNews Poetry.

 

 

PRIZE WINNIN AUSSIE POETRY

Flim Flam Man 1 minute read

Porno Poetry. Stoke the fire and read it on!

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Prayer for the Future

LordyLordyLordy 1 minute read

 A poem. My Prayer for the Future.

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Why I Smoke Dope

Hippie Lost In Love 1 minute read

The world is like my Lady's Secret Garden...

chrissie

so. I light the bong now and then.

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XenoxNews.com Classic #Poetry

Tex Lumbago 2 minutes read

During our many years of publication XenoxNews.com has been a welcoming home for poets and their poetry. In fact we love poetry so much we have a whole section dedicated to it: www.xenoxnews.com/artist/poets-corner

Unfortunately not all our poetry can be found there; and in fact some rhymes that grace our pages can slip from view with the passing of time. So I have decided to resurrect some of our best (and worst) from the archives so you, dear reader, can appreciate the wonder of XenoxNews. com Poetry!

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CADAVER CORPUSCLE

Jolting Fucking Joe 1 minute read

My cadaver corpuscle baby
you so sweet to me now and again
for later
but you always are
my special
corpuscle romance

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twat muncher

Pervis 0 minutes read

 

My quaser
My quaser
redacted
foresight
trouble
irudite
actually
partial
articulate
erudite
volcano aardvaark polevault
hysterectomy what the fuck
aryldite
argon
armchair
remember when
whenever you like
aardvaark or neighbourhood fence with treees behind
broken bottles dirt pavement
dirt
My quasar

My quasar

redacted

foresight

trouble

erudite

actually

partial

articulate

volcano
aardvark
polevault

what the fuck

areldyte

argonn

armchair

remember when

whenever you like

aardvaark or neighbourhood fence with trees behind

broken bottles dirt pavement
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  68. Dust
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  87. POem
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  94. MY FAVOURITE CHEMICAL
  95. Each Day
  96. Rob's Amazing Poem Generator
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  98. I Strut the Stage
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  100. KEYBOARD STICKY!

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